I heard a very loud noise, like something or someone falling over, come from my roommate’s room the other night. This is what ensued, edited for relevance and privacy:
Me, shouting: What the fuck was that?
Me: (Knocks on door, roommate opens it) What was that noise?
He chuckles and then shuts the door in my face. Apparently this is code for “You should learn to trust me more.”
Am I justified in being upset?
today is bi visibility day. as such, bisexual people will be completely visible for the next 24 hours. this is a bad day to engage in bank heists, ghost impersonations, covert operations for vague yet menacing government agencies, and other common bisexual hobbies that rely upon our powers of invisibility.
reblog to save a life.