endless reblogs
Posted on 30th Sep at 10:01 AM

I heard a very loud noise, like something or someone falling over, come from my roommate’s room the other night. This is what ensued, edited for relevance and privacy:
Me, shouting: What the fuck was that?
(No response.)
Me: (Knocks on door, roommate opens it) What was that noise?
He chuckles and then shuts the door in my face. Apparently this is code for “You should learn to trust me more.”

Am I justified in being upset?

Posted on 27th Sep at 1:50 PM, with 176,469 notes


she just stood there doing this little dance until we got up

Posted on 27th Sep at 1:48 PM, with 156,288 notes



"bisexual? you mean you’re experimenting?"

*kicks test tubes and alien hybrid under a desk* “um no what do you mean”

"You’re asexual? Does that mean you can split in two?"

"No idea what you’re talking about"
*locks identical copy in the closet*

Posted on 27th Sep at 1:46 PM, with 339,000 notes



the future is here and it’s horrible

#embarrassing baby photos of the future robotic rulers of the planet

Posted on 23rd Sep at 2:25 PM, with 101,102 notes
reminder for bisexuals


today is bi visibility day. as such, bisexual people will be completely visible for the next 24 hours. this is a bad day to engage in bank heists, ghost impersonations, covert operations for vague yet menacing government agencies, and other common bisexual hobbies that rely upon our powers of invisibility. 

reblog to save a life. 

Posted on 22nd Sep at 1:22 PM, with 2,624 notes


why are there gay porn sites but no ally porn sites? [no not straight porn, specifically porn for allies!]

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